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It is said that if your palms are itching, you'll get money. If your toes are itching, you'll get new shoes. And if your privates are itching.... Don't fool yourself that you will travel to Bangkok. Go see a Doctor! |
| As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole... I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me. "I really need a new fucking boat" I thought to myself! |
| Funny how Hilary Clinton wants to sit over the desk, that Monica sat under! |
| How to get laid: 1. Lay on bed. 2. Wait two hours. 3. Lay becomes past tense. |
| Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous! |
| Some people are so money minded. They tied up Kim Kardashian and took away the diamonds! |
| In the meantime, wives have found a new slogan, instead of "I have a headache" they are saying... . . . . . . . . . . "No Surgical Strike Tonight!" |
| In Sex Education class: Professor: There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage. Girl: Thank you Sir, Aapne Toh Hamari Taange Khol Di! |
| Sex last night was so quick, Girlfriend now calling it a 'Surgical Strike'! |
| Padosan Ne Tirchhi Nazar Se Kaha: Kabhi Tum Bhi To LOC Cross Kar Ke Ek "Surgical Operation" Karo! |