| 2 Pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. They exchanged partners on the 2nd night. After 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "Let's go and check what the ladies are doing? |
| Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception? Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side. Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms! Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean. |
| Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon? Pathan: Obviously Moon. Teacher: Why? Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born! |
| Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff? A: They push harder that way. |
| Humans are the only species on earth who have face-to-face sex with the exception of Pathans! |
| Pathan's wife got fed up with her husband and got a tattoo made on her bum . .. ... P.T.O. |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with a Pathan? A: There are some things even a blonde won't do. |