Funny Shayari

  • Bewaafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi;
    Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamsar Hum Bhi Nahi;
    Pyaar Ke Iss Maud Par Kehte Ho Ke Shadishuda Ho;
    To Kya Hua Darling, Kunware Hum Bhi Nahi!
  • Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi;
    Kuch Tha Zaroor Uske Payyare Se Hontho Pe;
    Magar Na Jaane Kyon Humse Sharmati Thi;
    Jab Munh Khulwaya Tab Jakar Maloom Huya;
    Saali Chup-Chup Paan Masala Chabati Thi!
  • Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari;
    Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega;
    Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar;
    To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega!
  • Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye;
    Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chhoot Jaaye;
    Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo;
    Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye!
  • Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain;
    Baagon Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain;
    Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil;
    Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain!
  • Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
    Gaur Farmaiye:
    Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
    Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!
  • Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
    Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
    Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri?
    Idhar Toh Aa Ri - Ja Ri, Aa Ri - Ja Ri!
  • Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;
    Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi;
    Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge;
    Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi!
  • Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi;
    Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi;
    Arre Tumhari Bhi Kya Ijjat Reh Gayi;
    Jab Class Main Ladki Bhaiya Keh Gayi!
  • Zaamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chhupa Rakhi Hai;
    Deedar Ho Tera Bar-Bar, Iss Liye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai!
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