Words of WisdomNever get on one knee for a girl that won`t get on two for you!
Santa on TrialHo-ho-ho is a no-no for store`s Santa Claus - because it is `offensive to women`
The Cock InnIn the sleepy village of Erbum , in the town of Tillet , Hertfordshire lives a lady by the name Linda Lykes. She owns the local pub called The Cock Inn.
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