| Two doctors are in front of their clinic about to go in when they see a man hobbling down the street towards them. The first doctor says, "I bet that poor chap is suffering from a hernia." "No no", replies the other doctor, "Clearly he has a knee problem." When the hobbling man is about to pass them , one of the doctors says, "We have a bet, hernia or knee?" "You're both wrong, and I'm wrong" cried the hobbling man, "I thought it was a fart" |