You can`t have both!You just can`t smoke as well as have the lady of the house. Sex is one thing but you can`t make someone die of passive smoking.
Electronis sex!Nothing runs without energy. Not even the sex gadgets. But it is wrong to excite someone and than deprive of the ultimate. So always check the things are in working condition before buying them.
Is this a periscope?Some would call it that. However, this obese guy has foung a unique way of locating his organ. Suggest this to your obese friends.