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    Keep distance!
    Or else , your tools would let you down, literally.
  • Setting the dynamite on fire! Setting the dynamite on fire! This big hunk has the meat at all the wrong places. What is the fun of having a dynamite if theer is nothing on you to light the fier as this beautiful woman finds out.
  • Lawn mower or land mower?v Lawn mower or land mower?v It depends wher your mind is. Sometimes you can be inspired to move the land.
  • A trained dog! A trained dog! This dog is fully trained. The owner has made him really perfect and it is a great help to its owner.
  • You can`t have both! You can`t have both! You just can`t smoke as well as have the lady of the house. Sex is one thing but you can`t make someone die of passive smoking.
  • Electronis sex! Electronis sex! Nothing runs without energy. Not even the sex gadgets. But it is wrong to excite someone and than deprive of the ultimate. So always check the things are in working condition before buying them.
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