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Banta was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing Banta's testicles - something she loved to do.
As Banta was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."
- First Gynecological Checkup At her daughter's urging, Mrs. Ginsberg, age 75, went to see a gynecologist for the first time in her life. She answered the nurse's questions...
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Who Invented Sex? A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a coffee shop one afternoon discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says... -
Death by Profession There were once 3 men who were in jail. One was rather stupid, one was a bit cleverer, and one was the cleverest. The cleverest man made a plan to escape... -
Humping Dog Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet’s office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane... -
Someone's Coming One evening Snow White decided she was sleepy and announced to the seven dwarfs that she was going to bed. After the usual lengthy round of "Good Nights" she went upstairs...