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A harsh and demanding instructor was lecturing his class on the importance of being wide awake.
"I personally have found the most effective way to start my day is to take a cold shower," he said. "Then I feel rosy all over."
A bored male student voice called out from the back of the class, "Tell us more about Rosie."
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