| A woman goes to the doctor, and she's beaten black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me." Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don't swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever. Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn't touch me!" Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?" |