| A man wakes his woman at 3am and says "Getup were going pig hunting" His woman says "Im not going fucking pig hunting it`s 3am". "Get the fuck up" he says, "we`re fucking going pig hunting" `No fucking way" she refuses. "O.K. then" he says "I`ll give you three options. You can either come pig hunting, give me a head job or let me fuck you up the arse?" "well" she says "it`s 3am and Im not going pig hunting and I`m not letting you fuck me up the arse so I had better give you a head job". After going down on him for about one second she sits up and says "Your fucking cock tastes like shit!!!" "yeah" he says "the dog didn`t want to come pig hunting either" |