Fence for Whores!

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    A man walks into this whore house to get a woman but doesn`t know what he wants. The woman at the counter tells the man to go outside to where this fence is and in this fence are some holes. She instructs him to stick his dick into each of the holes and then to make a choice. He sticks his dick into the first hole and he gets his dick sucked. He sticks his dick into the second hole and he gets jerked off. He sticks his dick into the third hole and he feels it slip into some chicks pussy. After he finishes he walks back inside to the woman at the counter. She asks him what woman he wants.
    The man says, "Forget the women. I want 30 yards of that fence."
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