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Teacher ask what kinds of medicines do the students know and what they are used for.
Carla: Tylenol
Teacher: Excellent, what is it used for?
Carla: Headaches.
Paul: Nytol
Teacher: Excellent, what is it used for?
Paul: To sleep.
Now it is little Johnny’s turn. He says Viagra.
Teacher slightly shocked: Johnny, what do you think it is used for? Johnny: Diarrhea.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Johnny: Nobody, I hear mom say to dad every morning 'take a viagra, maybe that little Shit will get harder!'
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