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At the funeral home, the undertaker is trying to get Paul in his casket ready for viewing later that evening.
After having tried to no avail to close the cover, he phones Paul's wife to find out what she would like him to do.
He tells her that Paul has an erection that makes it impossible to close the cover.
She tells him to cut off his penis and shove it up his ass, that way he will still be buried with all his body parts and no one will be aware of the problem.
That evening as she stands in front of the casket looking down at her dear Paul, she notices a tear rolling down his cheek.
She bends down and says, "Now you believe me Paul. All those times I used to tell you I did not like it that way because it was so painful."
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