Reserach on flab!

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    The University of Califonria decided on a research programme to find out why a man has a bulge on the end of his penis. They spend 3 years and 2 million dollars and came to the conclusion that it was to satisfy the man during intercourse. The university of Cambridge disagreed with these findings and spent a further three years and 4 million pounds on the project and came to the conclusion that it was to satisfy the woman during intercourse. The University of Dublin spent 50p and ten minutes and came to the conclusion that it was to stop the man`s hand slipping off!!!
  • Size matters ! A man and wife are in their bedroom preparing for a nights sleep. The man notices the wife looking at her naked body in the full length...
  • Handicap ? A woman puts an ad in the personals to find a man, it reads: Looking for a man that won`t hit me, run away, and is incredible in bed.
    One night her doorbell rings, she opens the door to find a...
  • Fence for Whores! A man walks into this whore house to get a woman but doesn`t know what he wants. The woman at the counter tells the man to go outside to where this fence is and in this fence...
  • Rum after Vodkas ! A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for ten straight vodkas. Drinks them all and falls flat on her face. At the end of the night she is still there so the barman drags her into the back alley and locks up the bar.
    The very next night this same woman walks into the bar and...
  • Pig hunting... A man wakes his woman at 3am and says 'Getup were going pig hunting'
    His woman says 'Im not going fuc...
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