| A 75-year-old man went to his favorite bar and met a woman with whom he hit off real well. They went to her place and had sex. The old man tried and tried, but he could not achieve orgasm. A few days later, he noticed a drip at the end of his penis, so he went to see the doctor about this oddity. The doctor asked him if he had sex recently to which the old man said that he had. "Do you remember who the woman was and where she lived?" the doctor asked. "Sure do," replied the old man. "Then you better get over there right away," said the doctor, "You're about to come." |