| A young man walks into a bar and notices two lovely young blondes sitting down. He tells the bartender, "I'd like to buy those two ladies a drink." The bartender gives him a funny look and answers, "I'm not so sure that is a good idea. You see they're lesbians." "Sorry Mr. Bartender, but I don't know what you're talking about." So the bartender responded, "Why don't you go over there and ask them?" The young man walked over to the women and asked, "I hear you are lesbians, what does that mean?" One answered politely, "Well we like to kiss, suck each other’s tits...." The young man yells to the bartender, "Hey get us three drinks here for us lesbians!" |