The Real Thinker

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    In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink.
    It had a single word on it, "THINK!"

    The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, "THOAP!"
  • The Honest Lawyer An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.
    "I have always heard that you can't take it with you. But I want to disprove that...
  • The Fortune Tim was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
    When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife...
  • His Last Wishes Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.
    "Sidney thought of everything...
  • The Blonde & The Chimps A blonde was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to...
  • Better Lover A maid asks for a pay rise.
    “Why do you deserve one?” asks the lady of the house.
    “Well, there are three...
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