| A man was on a business trip in Bangkok, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed. "Say, how old are you anyway," the reporter asked, as the obviously-young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen" she replied with a shy smile. "THIRTEEN??? My God, Girl!!! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she was leaving, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?" |