| Jeeto: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" Santa: "Definitely not!" Jeeto: "Why not - don't you like being married?" Santa: "Of course I do." Jeeto: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Santa: "Okay, I'd get married again." Jeeto: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). Santa: (makes audible groan). Jeeto: 'Would you live in our house?' Santa: 'Sure, it's a great house.' Jeeto: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' Santa: 'Where else would we sleep?' Jeeto: 'Would you let her drive my car?' Santa: 'Probably, it is almost new.' Jeeto: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' Santa: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' Jeeto: 'Would you give her my jewellry?' Santa: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.' Jeeto: 'Would she wear my shoes?' Santa: 'No, her size is 6.' Jeeto: -- silence....... - Santa: 'Shit'. |