| An alien couple come down to earth and goes to a swingers party. They swap partners and go to their respective bedrooms. The alien takes off his clothes revealing a one inch cock. The human woman says, "I'm not impressed with this at all." The alien then twists his right ear and and his cock grows ten inches. "Now I am impressed!” says the woman. The alien then twists his left ear and his cock becomes 2 inches thick and he gives the woman the best time of her life. Afterwards, she meets up with her husband and asks, "How was it for you, darling?" "Fucking shit", he replied, "All she did was keep twisting my ears!" |