| In a party, a General proudly said that he did 10 times with his wife on his wedding night. A Brigadier next to him said that he did it 6 times before going to sleep the first night. A Colonel claimed, he did it 4 times on his first night. The General then turned towards a young Lieutenant and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night? The Lieutenant replied: Only once sir. The General laughed loudly and asked: WHY? The Lieutenant replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir! |