| A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were having a breast stroke swimming contest to see who the better swimmer was. It was a 5 mile race. At the finish, the redhead came first, then the brunette, and finally, after two hours of waiting, the blonde arrived, completely exhausted. The red head and the brunette asked what had taken her so long. The blonde replied, "Well, I don't want to be picky or anything, but, I think you two were using you're hands!" |