Sex in Public Place!

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    A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate. So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun.

    Things were really getting hot, and they were not paying any attention to what was going on outside.

    All of a sudden a policeman was tapping on their window. The cop could hardly contain himself.

    "Didn't you know that you are not supposed to be having sex in public?" he asked the couple.

    Being embarrassed by being caught, said yes and apologized.

    "Well," he said, "I will have to write you a ticket."

    So the cop wrote the ticket and reminded them next time to watch their behavior. After getting dressed the girlfriend asked her boyfriend what the policeman wrote the ticket for.

    He responded, "Doing 69 in a 35 mph speed zone!"
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