| Two retired Gunnys were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some sailor is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a Chief walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" One of the Gunnys replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the Chief says, 'Well business must be booming. I see you only got two left!' |