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    Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God made you, Grandpa?"

    "Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.

    A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me, too?"

    "Yes, He did," the grandpa answered.

    For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in a small mirror. Her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.

    "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."
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