Virgin Honeymooner

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    A guy who is a virgin gets married.

    On the honeymoon the guy walks into his hotel room and his wife is naked on the bed. She asks the man, "Do you know what I want?"

    The man says, "I don’t know."

    The woman spreads her legs and then asks the same question again.

    The guy says, "You want the whole fucking bed to yourself. Don't you?"
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