It's Hell to be Old!

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    An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.

    Tim always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

    He walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Julie?"

    Julie looks him over, "Nope."

    Tim says excitedly, "Come on, Julie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"

    Julie looks again, "Nope."

    Frustrated, Tim storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.

    Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

    Julie looks up and says, "Tim, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow."

    Furious, Tim yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, Julie? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"

    To which Julie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Tim. Shoulda bought a hat"
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