Witty Banta!

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    Banta very proud of his humor used to say to his wife leaving for the office : Good bye Char Bacchein de Maa(the mother of four kids).
    One day his wife fed up of this answered : Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap(the father of two).
    That ended the husband`s witticism.
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