Heavy buttons...

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    Mrs. Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for Santa. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said:

    The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy and added to the postage .You will find them in the right hand pocket of the sweater.
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