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    Banta went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school.
    Banta called him and said , "Aren`t you ashamed of working in a seedy joint like this?"
    "Not at all", replied the classmate. "I would be ashamed if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place."
  • Heavy buttons... Mrs. Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for Santa. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note.The note said:<
  • Y Beach? Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach:
    Santa: Bhaji! , Isno beach kyo kahende ne?
  • News From Florida A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash
  • California Examiner, March 20, 1998: Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with a dive tank, flippers, and facemask. A post mortem examination revealed that...
  • Greatest mind? A minister, a lawyer, and a boy scout are the only passengers on a small plane that develops engine problems.
    The pilot emerges from the cockpit and announces, “Real problems; going down can`t possibly land. We must bail out! But...
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