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    A Nigerian guy goes on blind date. He goes to pick her up in his limo.

    Looking at it she says, "This car is big!"

    He laughs and replies, "Ah..., everyting in Nigeria is big"

    He takes her to a 5-star hotel for dinner.

    Looking around her she says, "This place is huge!"

    He replies,” I olready told you, a, everyting in Nigeria is big"

    After dinner, he drives her to his house.

    Looking at it she says, "This place is massive!"

    He replies, "Yes, I olready told you, everyting in Nigeria is big"

    They go up to the bedroom and start to play with each other.

    Looking at his dick she says, "Your thing is gigantic!"

    He chuckles and says "Ah, I olready told you everyting in Nigeria is big"

    Then, as he finally enters her, he pauses for a moment and says, "Ah... you are also from Nigeria?"
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