Things that Sound Dirty, But Aren't

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    10. Did you get any under the tree?

    9. I think your balls are hanging too low.

    8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!

    7. Santa's sack is really bulging.

    6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.

    5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?

    4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

    3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.

    2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?

    1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

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