Discoveries and Inventions by Men & Women

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    Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

    Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

    Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

    Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

    Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

    Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

    Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of thingsā€¦ While Women STUCK to shopping.

  • Terrible Constipation A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation.
    The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken...
  • The New Hospital Wing When some doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at a hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it...
  • Dirty Laundry A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside...
  • A Blonde's dream A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor.
    Doctor, "What is your dream about?"
    Blonde, "I am being chased by a...
  • The Three Hymns One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever...
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