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    Marriage is not a word, it`s a sentence

    80% of the married men cheat in US, rest go to europe,asia......

    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor`s degree and the woman gets her master`s

    There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

    A happy Marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

    When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why...........

    The Marriage comprises of three rings : engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suff`ring`s.

    In the first year of Marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen
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