The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"
Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."
Ashamed...Banta went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school. Banta called him and said...
Redline Bus!Banta showed his palm to a palmist . He examined the lines on Banta s hand & said, A beautiful girl will come into your life, but...
Heavy buttons...Mrs. Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for Santa. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note.The note said:<
Y Beach?Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach: Santa: Bhaji! , Isno beach kyo kahende ne?
News From FloridaA man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash