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    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

    "Why do you do that, Mom?"

    "To make myself beautiful," she answered.

    She then began to remove the cream with a tissue.

    "What's the matter?" Johnny started. "Giving up?"
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