| A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her. She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for ex-husbands." The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes maim, they do, but they re in Sporting Goods." "Really?" exclaimed the woman. "Yes maim. They're called darts." |