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    Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.
    Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
  • All three! The lawyer cabled his client overseas: 'Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation...
  • Oh marriage ! Some famous Marriage one-iners. e.g. -

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor`s degree and the woman gets...
  • Ashamed... Banta went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school.
    Banta called him and said...
  • Redline Bus! Banta showed his palm to a palmist . He examined the lines on Banta s hand & said, A beautiful girl will come into your life, but...
  • Heavy buttons... Mrs. Santa had bought a beautiful sweater for Santa. She sent it to her husband by parcel post along with a note.The note said:<
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