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    The moment a man entered his office his boss asked "Do you believe in re-birth".
    The man answers "Yes"
    The boss responds "Then, it s okay because your grandfather had come here after you left for his funeral"
  • Club donation! The president of the service club asked his new member, 'Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged...
  • All three! The lawyer cabled his client overseas: 'Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation...
  • Oh marriage ! Some famous Marriage one-iners. e.g. -

    Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor`s degree and the woman gets...
  • Ashamed... Banta went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school.
    Banta called him and said...
  • Redline Bus! Banta showed his palm to a palmist . He examined the lines on Banta s hand & said, A beautiful girl will come into your life, but...
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