| Shooter goes to Rifle shop to buy a new scope. Manager takes out one and says, "This scope is so good, you can see my house up on that hill." Shooter looks through the scope and laughs, "I see a naked man and woman in the house." Manager looks in the scope and gives 2 bullets to him, "I'll give u this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off and the guy's dick off." Shooter looks again in the scope and says, "Well, it seems like I can do that with just one shot!" |