The doctor and the plumber

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    A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber.

    The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did some mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

    The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous, I don't even make this much money!"

    The plumber replied, "Neither did I when I was a doctor".
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