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    "Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

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    "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.

    "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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