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    Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual.

    Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I'll have you examined.

    Doctor (shouting): What a giant pussy!! What a giant pussy!!

    Woman (angry): Did you have to say it twice?!?

    Doctor: I didn't! I didn't!
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