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    An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time. the matron leads him to a young appetizing girl ready for anything.

    "Dude, undress so we can get down to serious stuff!"

    The man undresses and the girl takes his clothes and throws them out the window.

    "What are you doing, girl??", screams the old man.

    "Don't worry. We are going to do sex that until tomorrow you're gone lose so much weight and you wont need those clothes anymore." When the girl undresses the man takes her clothes and throws them out the window.

    "What are you doing grandpa, is this the revenge!?"

    "No, not at all, but until you'll turn me on, the fashion is going to change."
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