| Banta sets up his friend Santa to go on a blind date with a college friend. Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Santa, "I'll be with her all night." "Don't worry," Banta says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!" and fake a heart attack." That night Santa knocks at the girl's door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and gorgeous she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs her heart, shouts, "Aaaaaauuuuggghh!" and collapses with a heart attack. |