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    Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more.

    After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?"

    "That's something I have never done before," Ashley replied.

    "Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Brad was amazed.

    "No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!"
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    The boy replies, "I've been on Blueberry Hill...
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    She approached him, smiled and said...
  • Bachelor Party A few days before the wedding:
    Honey, I decided to organize with my friends a bachelor party.
    Aha! A lot of Vodka and wine, whores and sex all night...
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