Paying For Sex!

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    "I can't believe that you have been visiting prostitutes for sex" wife screams at husband.

    "What was I supposed to do, when I was not getting any sex from you" husband answered.

    "Well that's you fault" wife replied " you never told me you were willing to pay for it"
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