Machine to impress a Girl

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    An old guy (not in the best of shape) was attempting to work out at the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing....

    He asked the trainer who was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

    The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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