Mowing the grass

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    One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.

    A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!"

    To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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